Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Donny you're out of your element!

Holy shit guys, it's a good thing this dress doesn't appear to be available anymore because I am not sure I could prevent myself from buying it  (and at this current moment I am feverishly searching the interwebz, yeah tech guys that google search string is right "Steve Buscemi Face Dress" you didn't misread it)

Via Like Cool

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Celebrating my heritage...

These are the very important topics I discuss via my corporate instant messanger, in case you were wondering. Always working hard! So we're going out tonight to celebrate many things, not the least of which is Bastille Day! Yes I am going out to celebrate a holiday for a country in which I am a citizen but have a really laughable command of it's language (and based on this last sentence apparenly my command of the Enligsh language is also questionable!). Also Federico is visiting for the weekend, and I cannot wait to spend some quality time with Vintage, and Thea is here too from LA! Here's to friends, France, and my liver's fortitude!

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

I'll take the physical challenge!


Don't get me wrong; I'm all for this. I haven't been this excited since I sat next to Marc Summers at Eataly last summer.  But am I the only one who thinks that Roundhouse should have gotten the look on this one?

Friday, July 8, 2011

Someone's ready for the weekend....

And people question why I only eat salad at my office cafeteria, the number of choices are just too overwhelming....

Thursday, July 7, 2011

The Birds...

Pigeons Never Forget a Face?!?!?!
Ok this freaks me out, I hate pigeons with a passion. They're dumb, slow and once one pooped on me at the Central Park zoo when I was a kid; I still have an axe to grind with that bird (for those of you that are going to say it's good luck, get back to me when a bird shits on your forehead, you will not feel so lucky), in short pigeons are assholes.

My biggest issue with them is that it seems like 90% of the time they choose to walk rather fly. Crowding together on the sidewalk, clustering in huge groups in the park. I'm gonna go out on a limb (bird pun har) and say, if I had the god given ability to flap my arms and alight into the air I would absolutely never choose to chill out on the sidewalk with the rest of the earthbound. It's almost like they're saying "yeah I could fly if I wanted to, but nah I'll just hang out and do this totally inefficient head bop walk and gross you out if that's alright with you".

But after reading this I am going to be nicer than ever to my fellow city dwellers. I will never threaten to kick them again (please note these were veiled threats I would never actually hurt an animal, I don't need PETA coming after me), I won't call them rats with wings ,and will try to hide the look of total revulsion on my face when they chill out next to me on park benches. Because it seems like I may not be the only one with an axe to grind, that pigeon that I wished death on at age six in the zoo, remembers my punk ass and has been planning his retribution for when he runs into me again. And that is just frightening.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

New Look

So you may have noticed that my blog has a slightly new steez going on. This change was spurred by the fact that my lovely ladies Amanda and Alli have been giving me shout outs on their own blogs and I have seen an uptick in traffic directly from their sites. So I felt the very least I could do was make my own blog look slightly less low budget. Now don't panic nothing is really changing. I will still completely lack a consistent vision, subject matter and style. My grammar will still be deplorable (and I will still use parentheses FAR too frequently to provide subtext to my own writing). And if only you could have been a fly on the wall to witness the spectacle of technological ineptitude that was my attempting to "make my blog pretty". Let's just say Google won't be offering me a job any time soon, which blows because I hear their cafeteria is off the chain.